buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

thechamberofsecrets:

people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

peanutbutta:

It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.

gcoky:

i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

YOU NOW WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY

SOMETIMES I TRY REALLY HARD TO LOOK NICE LIKE I WAKE UP AND GET MOTIVATED AND PUT ON NICE CLOTHES AND BRACELETS AND SHOES AND I FEEL GOOD

AND THEN SOME CHICK WEARING SWEATS AND A MESSY BUN STILL LOOKS 40 TIMES HOTTER THAN ME I CANT WIN

agayboy:

pretty sure im bout..70% water…30% internet

twerkingmajestically:

i don’t like 98% of people and if you happen to be part of the 2% i like then well congratulations you’ve won a shitty friendship

vampirevvekend:

I WANT A TON OF SWEATERS AND A GRILLED CHEESE AND MAYBE A BOYFRIEND 

galadriels:

do u ever want to shake one of your friends and be like

• shut 
• the
• fuck
• up

charlamagnethagod:

When people on Facebook say happy birthday to me unenthusiastically like “happy birthday” I get so offended do you know who I am

do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant

this is the most accurate post ive ever seen

nunderwater:

I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die